梦里飘向你_作者:艾米(10)

2016-12-21 艾米

  公车,众目睽睽,xing爱的禁地。在那样的环境里做爱,必须顾忌他人的目光,必须躲躲藏藏。但正因为是在禁地做爱,才更加刺激。一只伸到两腿间的手, 在公车上会令人打个”激凌”, 但如果是躺在自己的 QUEEN SIZE chuáng上,恐怕会失色不少。

  拥挤的车厢,紧挤在身后的异xing躯体,灼热而修长的手指,挑逗着她身上最敏感的地方。

  兴奋,冲动,羞耻,抗拒,挑逗,霸道,步步为营,层层紧bī。

  她几乎能感到色láng的手在撩拨她身体的敏感部位,能嗅到色láng吻在她脖子上时嘴里呼出的热气,能听到色láng附在她耳边说出的热辣辣的qíng话……

  她在心里叫道:“好了,是时候了, COME ON , LOVE ME , KILL ME ……”

  的确是时候了,她的身体她知道,她的身体她做主。她以一个优雅的手势,邀请她的“蓝朋友”上场。

  一个蓝色的 DILDO ……

  艾米:梦里飘向你(4)

  十月 25, 2009 · 80 条评论

  DILDO 的问题是一个科学的问题,来不得半点的虚伪和骄傲。

  以上改编自伟人毛泽东的格言,仅将“知识”换成了 DILDO 。

  偷梁换柱,天衣无fèng。

  DILDO 的知识,也是知识。

  凡有关知识的事,都来不得半点的虚伪和骄傲。

  难道有什么事可以来半点的虚伪和骄傲吗?

  没有。可见伟人的话也有可能是废话。

  维基百科对 DILDO 有非常科学技术的解说:

  Definition: ( 定义 )

  A dildo is a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for bodily penetration during self-administered masturbation or sex with a partner or partners.

  ( 仿科技翻译: DILDO 是一种“xing玩具”,通常为yáng句形,用于手yín时,也用于与一个或多个伴侣的xing活动。 )

  Description: ( 描绘 )

  A non-vibrating device, resembling the penis in shape, size, and overall appearance, is a dildo. Some people include vibrating devices in this definition.

  ( 仿关键词翻译:非震动型器具,形状,大小,外观都与yīnjīng相似。也有人把震动型器具包括在内。 )

  Etymology: ( 辞源 )

  The word “dildo” originally referred to the phallus-shaped peg used to lock an oar in position on a dory (small boat)。 It would be inserted into a hole on the side of the boat, and is very similar in shape to the modern toy.

  ( 仿解释xing翻译: DILDO 原指一种yáng句状楔子,可cha在船边的小dòng里,将船桨固定于船身。形状与yáng句相似,现被用来称呼此类xing玩具。 )

  当xing是禁忌话题时,一个有关 DILDO 的暗示都可能引起冲动。但当xing成为科学技术的话题时,大篇关于 DILDO 的描写都不会引起冲动,最多只引起你对知识的敬畏 — 如果你能敬畏知识的话。对那些不敬畏知识的人来说,科学技术的话题只能引起他们的头疼。

  当 DILDO 成为商业话题时,顾客们关心的是产品的质量和价格:

  ( 以下均为仿信达雅翻译 )

  某甲: This product is nice for on your own or if you partner is using it on you. I’m only allowed to buy toys that are smaller then my hubby ……

  ( 该产品无论是你自用还是由xing伴侣为你使用都挺不错的。我丈夫只让我买比他那玩意小的xing玩具…… )

  某乙: When I first received this item I thought it was going to be just what I needed and hoped it would be. Looked promising. Sadly, I don’t think any toy can be as realistic as a human being. ……

  ( 我刚收到该产品的时候,以为会如愿以偿,看上去也的确会令我如愿以偿,可惜,我认为没哪种xing玩具能比男人的那玩意更bī真…… )

  某丙: I thought the size was really good, not too big as described in other reviews. In fact, I nearly didn’t order it because of some of the negative reviews, but I loved it!!

  ( 我觉得该产品的大小挺好的,不象有些顾客评价的那样太大。那些顾客的负面评价搞得我差点不敢买这玩意。我喜欢该产品。 )

  某丁: The best part can only be found on close examination… at the top, near the “frenum”… a little happy face! And happy he makes me indeed. This is very lifelike, and I am certain they used my husband for the mold! VERY close to identical… husband has no happy face on his weenie, just on his face… but since he left, and I have no one to play with, Mr. Smiley will do my just fine! Do it! Get one! Worth it!